HELLO!!! :( :( :( :( :( :( …….. :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Been away for quite a while.

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Thank you for your concerned emails, thoughts and bracelets

25-26 Reasons going some way to explain my extreme absence:

1.       Massive face rash

2.       Downloaded spotify (thank you internet!) and been listening to the Police on repeat

3.       Learned the dance to whip my hair by willow smith

4.       Accident during 3.

5.       Had to buy replacement china

6.       Got my new hair braids unbraided

7.       Physical illness

8.       Mental illness

9.       Confused bus journeys taking me all around the country. Anyone notice that bus numbers are so confusing? 281, 33, 347, 65, 391, you get it…

10.   Lethargy, laziness and bruised knuckles

11.   Forgot sorry

12.   Made loads of videos with too explicit content

13.   Strange stuff!

14.   Made a new real friend

15.   Argument

16.   Lost a new real friend

17.   Found a cat

18.   Found the cat’s owner

19.   Made up a new recipe for a dish which is a non-alcoholic breakfast/lunch/dinner IN ONE

20.   Chilled out

21.   Written a new book

22.   Created a new literary genre

23.   Coloured in a new front cover

24.   Learnt 4 new accents to use in public

25.   Washed myself, my flat and myself again

26.

Feel so shy about writing again :oops:   Like a lady on a first date, with a massive man. I’m going to do a new video post soon once my face calms down. I’ve been wearing four layers of make-up and a cool balaclava. Nearly got arrested in the protests by a policeman last week! I had a truncheon handy though, so I got away. Beat them at their game! And anyway, I’d only popped out to by a pint of milk from a Westminster milk vendor. I wasn’t even protesting! I don’t read the news, though I do disagree with the proposed top up fees. Pay as you go is always a better deal in the end. My mum (Karen) and I speak every night and we never use up all our minutes. I think it’s cos we use skype. Usually I have nearly 1000 minutes remaining every month. One day I’m going to use up all my roll over minutes on a special new friend. Contact me if you would like this to be you

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