Posts Tagged ‘what’s going on (fish in the bin)’
Been away for quite a while.
Thank you for your concerned emails, thoughts and bracelets
25-26 Reasons going some way to explain my extreme absence:
1. Massive face rash
2. Downloaded spotify (thank you internet!) and been listening to the Police on repeat
3. Learned the dance to whip my hair by willow smith
4. Accident during 3.
5. Had to buy replacement china
6. Got my new hair braids unbraided
7. Physical illness
8. Mental illness
9. Confused bus journeys taking me all around the country. Anyone notice that bus numbers are so confusing? 281, 33, 347, 65, 391, you get it…
10. Lethargy, laziness and bruised knuckles
11. Forgot sorry
12. Made loads of videos with too explicit content
13. Strange stuff!
14. Made a new real friend
16. Lost a new real friend
17. Found a cat
18. Found the cat’s owner
19. Made up a new recipe for a dish which is a non-alcoholic breakfast/lunch/dinner IN ONE
20. Chilled out
21. Written a new book
22. Created a new literary genre
23. Coloured in a new front cover
24. Learnt 4 new accents to use in public
25. Washed myself, my flat and myself again
Feel so shy about writing again Like a lady on a first date, with a massive man. I’m going to do a new video post soon once my face calms down. I’ve been wearing four layers of make-up and a cool balaclava. Nearly got arrested in the protests by a policeman last week! I had a truncheon handy though, so I got away. Beat them at their game! And anyway, I’d only popped out to by a pint of milk from a Westminster milk vendor. I wasn’t even protesting! I don’t read the news, though I do disagree with the proposed top up fees. Pay as you go is always a better deal in the end. My mum (Karen) and I speak every night and we never use up all our minutes. I think it’s cos we use skype. Usually I have nearly 1000 minutes remaining every month. One day I’m going to use up all my roll over minutes on a special new friend. Contact me if you would like this to be you
WHOOPS CAPS LOCK SORRY
right better! cool lets go…
having such a nice friday having such a cool time :) done with work so guess who can play!!!! all my flatmates are out tonight so i can cook whatever without criticism (shut up guys!!!) and just hang out cat-wise.
also i’ll be doing a minor snoop. sometimes i’ll just check what my flatmates are thinking. sort of monitor things a bit. not in a weird way!!! just go in their rooms, see what’s going on. find out if they’ve been looking at weird stuff online or i dunno. been throwing things away in the bin that’s strange! anyways some people are so weird!!!
that’s my news! happy friday guys. sooooo glad it’s not wednesday any more :) you know
biggest hug to all my new friends feeling happier this week so guess why!!!